The interior decor of the Ettal Abbey, located in in Bavaria, Germany
YES HELLO I AM HERE FOR THIS.
Okay, first, because this cannot be overstated, it would be so damn pretty.
Second, canon has established that Melinda is perfectly happy with buff younger men to boss around, and Steve’s type is Strong Women Who Can Kick His Ass, so honestly it’s perfect.
Third, they both are the kind who, to quote CE, don’t bleed on other people, and they’re both big on supporting their loved ones, but at the same time neither of them will just stay with a toxic situation. (We see it in Melinda being willing to leave the Bus; we see it in Steve picking fights he knows he can’t win because the status quo isn’t acceptable.)
Fourth, it is very important to note the size difference and how HUMONGOUS MAN-GIANT STEVE ROGERS would delight in being bossed around by badass but still human-sized Melinda May, and if they ever danced she would probably lead and it would be the cutest thing ever.
Fifth, I mentioned the pretty, right?
Sixth, and possibly most importantly, Melinda the morning after teasing Phil, like “So today we’re both wearing Captain America boxers, but in very different ways.”